washtrash:

the-eleventh-blog:

update from the UK lads

• gove and boris, pioneers of the leave vote, are literally MIA. like…no one knows where any of the leave campaign are
  
• the chancellor is basically missing
  
• we effectively have no PM
  
• the tory party are in the midst of a civil war so brutal john major’s tenure looks chill
  
• there may or may not be a snap election
• the labour party literally barely exists as its shadow cabinet resigns en masse
  
• labour’s deputy leader, hero of the story tom watson, spent the whole of the leadership crisis last night at a silent disco at glastonbury, while snapchatting
• this fucking hilarious video in which it is revealed vote leave have no contingency plan and the presenter literally ends saying “i don’t know what to say to that”
  
• no one actually wants to press the big red button (article 50) to start the process of brexit
• this conspiracy theory appears to be entirely correct. seriously, read it. it basically suggests brexit is entirely impossible
• nicola sturgeon, separatist first minister of scotland, is effectively the only leader with a plan: that plan being the break up of the united kingdom
• literally we have become a meme

Will David Cameron redeem himself for fucking a pig by noping out of this one so fast he helped exposing those fascists’s incompetence to the face of the world, accidentally discrediting the entire European far right in the process?

A sentence i never thought i would be typing one day.